I dropped my phone in the freakin squatter!
So I was wearing what I call culturally appropriate pants. I was so pumped about these pants all day because not only are they the most comfortable things on the planet, they had pockets! Bonus, right?! Anyways, came back to the hostel, put my phone in my pocket, got a drink, went to the bathroom, squatted, stood up, pivoted, phone was in my pocket, flew out, the case broke into 3 pieces, 2 of which landed in the hole with my phone just outside the hole. SHIIIIIIIIIIIII